Shamonda Virus
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Shamonda's world

The internet has been infected.
And there's no cure.

Highly Contagious. Ridiculously Fabulous.

A digital pathogen with a gold chain, pink nails and a crown has escaped containment. Symptoms include diamond hands and an inability to sell. Treatment is not available. Bags are.

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Patient Zero
Live outbreak statusFictional world simulation
0Community members
0Variants created
0Missions
Case file

How it started

Everything the researchers managed to write down before they bought in.

Shamonda at a laptop with green candles Origin

Patient Zero

3:07 AM. One trader opens a chart, sees a single green candle, and starts speaking in a voice nobody at the desk recognizes. She asks for her chain. She asks for her nails. She says her name is Shamonda now.

Shamonda out shopping with monogram bags Transmission

How it spreads

Group chats, Spaces, and screenshots of PnL. Incubation period: one scroll. Carriers report sudden gold purchases, a crown that wasn't there yesterday, and a total inability to say "I'll wait for a dip."

Shamonda in a bathtub full of cash Treatment

The cure

There isn't one. Researchers tried selling. Symptoms came back at 2x and brought friends. Current guidance: hold, hydrate, and infect at least one person you love.

ShamondaThey call it a case file. I call it my memoir. Chapter one is just me walking in.
CoronaI was in chapter one. I'm not bitter.
Known carriers

The family

Two viruses. One household. Zero containment.

Corona leaning in a doorway, arms crossed
The star

Shamonda

Loud, glamorous, unstoppable. Breaks the fourth wall, the third wall, and most load-bearing walls. Changes voice mid-sentence from a whisper to a parade. Has never once waited for a dip.

Strain
SHAMONDA-01
Signature
Chain, nails, crown
Weakness
None found
Status
Spreading
The husband

Corona

Shamonda's husband. The original crown-spike. Had every screen on earth once; now he runs the back room from a gold throne, cigar lit, and tells people he's "between outbreaks." Deadpan. Devoted. Mutes the Telegram.

Strain
Legacy
Signature
Crown, cigar, a sigh
Weakness
Her
Status
Semi-retired, faithful
CoronaPeople ask how we met. Same host. Different decades.
ShamondaHe had the crown first. I just wore it better.
The lab

Do you have it?

Check every symptom that applies. Results are instant and permanent.

ShamondaCheck the boxes, honey. Lying to the lab is lying to yourself.
Mutation lab

Build your strain

Pick the hair, the shades, the jewelry, the face and the mutation. The lab names it, grades it and prints the card. Save it, post it, infect somebody.

Corona face-palming
Shamonda Variant 004
Fabulosis Maximus
Fictional character attributes, not financial statistics.

Dashed options are locked. Clear rounds in Outbreak Chaos below to open them.

ShamondaPut me on your lock screen, honey. I keep the haters out.
CoronaShe picked the crown. Again.
Infection simulator

Outbreak chaos

Four rounds. A city of tiny digital citizens. You get a few sneezes per round; place them where the crowd is and most of the screen ends up dancing before the clock runs out. Get every last one and the lab marks it a total outbreak.

1Laboratory escape
0 / 0Infected
20Seconds
3Sneezes left
Round 1

Laboratory escape

The lab is sealed. The guard is on his phone. Sneeze.

Tap the city to sneeze. Infected citizens pass it to whoever is standing close. No real disease, no real people, just cartoon chaos. Progress is saved on this device only.

Achievements

    Your best

      Local to this device. A shared leaderboard needs a server.

      ShamondaThey tried to lock me up!
      CoronaFor four minutes. She tipped the guard.
      Shamonda TV

      Watch the outbreak

      Live-ish coverage from the only channel still broadcasting.

      Corona at the Shamonda TV news desk, hand up
      LiveCH 🦠 · Shamonda News
      Anchor

      We interrupt your scrolling. A digital pathogen has escaped containment.

      Lab report

      Tokenomics

      Specimen results, as collected at launch. Fair launch, no tax, nothing held back for a team.

      Corona pointing at you, cash in hand
      Outbreak controlAwaiting launch · CA not posted yet
      Contract CA drops at launch. Only trust the one posted here.
      Live chartDexScreener ExplorerSolscan Tradepump.fun / Jupiter HoldersSolscan holders
      Read the risks before you catch this
      • $SHAMONDA is a memecoin with no product, no revenue and no promise of anything. Its price can go to zero and stay there.
      • Early liquidity is thin. Big buys and sells move the price a lot, and slippage can eat a chunk of any trade.
      • On pump.fun the price follows a bonding curve until graduation. Before that there is no pooled liquidity to withdraw from.
      • Anyone can launch a token with this name. The only real contract address is the one posted on this page.
      • Nobody here is a financial adviser. Only spend what you could lose without noticing.
      Specimen SHAMONDA-01Strain SolanaStatus Active
      Confirmed
      Total supply
      1,000,000,000
      Buy tax / sell tax
      0% / 0%
      Team allocation
      0 — fair launch
      Mint authority
      Revoked
      Freeze authority
      Revoked
      Liquidity
      Burned at graduation
      Transmission rate
      Uncontrolled

      Launched on pump.fun. Verify every figure on-chain before you touch it; the lab is not responsible for what the virus does to your judgment.

      ShamondaZero tax. I don't tax, baby. I infect.
      CoronaShe also doesn't cook.
      Infection protocol

      How to catch it

      Four steps. The last one is the hard part.

      Shamonda fanning cash

      Get a wallet

      Install Phantom or Solflare on your phone or browser. Write the seed phrase on paper. Not a screenshot. Paper.

      Load up SOL

      Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your wallet address. Keep a little extra for fees.

      Swap for $SHAMONDA

      Paste the contract address from this page into pump.fun or Jupiter and swap. Never use a CA someone DM'd you.

      Hold. Spread.

      Add it to your watchlist, post the meme, and infect one friend. That's the whole protocol.

      ShamondaStep four is the only step that matters. Hold it like it's my chain.
      Outbreak stages

      Where the virus is going

      Containment was never the plan.

      Shamonda on the hood of a green Lamborghini
      Stage 1

      Patient Zero

      • Launch on pump.fun, CA posted here first
      • First 100 carriers
      • Telegram and X go live
      Stage 2

      Local outbreak

      • Meme lab opens, daily strain variants
      • 1,000 holders
      • DexScreener trending, first raids
      Stage 3

      Epidemic

      • Bonding curve graduates, liquidity burned
      • CoinMarketCap and CoinGecko listings
      • KOL carriers confirmed
      Stage 4

      Pandemic

      • Centralized exchange listings
      • Shamonda merch: chains, nails, crowns
      • Every chart on earth turns green
      CoronaStage four is where she gets a holiday. I get my throne back.
      Transmission

      Infect your timeline

      Copy a post, paste it anywhere, cough on the share button.

      Corona carrying the bags while Shamonda shops

      I've been diagnosed with the Shamonda Virus. Symptoms: gold chain, long nails, zero interest in selling. Doctors say there's no cure. $SHAMONDA 🦠💅

      Doctors hate her. The chart loves her. The Shamonda Virus is airborne and the only treatment is a bigger bag. $SHAMONDA 👑

      PSA: do not trust a $SHAMONDA contract address from a DM. The only Shamonda is the one on the site. Stay infected, stay safe. 🦠

      ShamondaGo on. Cough on the share button. I'll wait.
      Contact tracing

      Find the carriers

      Every place the virus is currently being spread on purpose.

      Corona muting the Telegram on his phone
      ShamondaIf you can't find me, I've already found you.
      CoronaI'm in the Telegram. Mostly muted.